New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
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I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
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My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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