): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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