I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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