Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
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Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
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The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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