I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
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Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
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Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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