I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
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For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
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How do u even exfoliate your vagina
These tits shall not be calmed
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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