Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
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This show inspires me to have sex in space
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
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I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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