3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
You ate ashes out of my bong
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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