Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
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New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
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Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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