what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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