laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize
