I wanna bring you to show and tell
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
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my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
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I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize