Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
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You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
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We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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