You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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