i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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