Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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