Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
It's just like the Real World with babies
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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