The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
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So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
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$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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