5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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