ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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