Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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