All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
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Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
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Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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