I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
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Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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