I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
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You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
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My vagina just clenched in fear
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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