He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
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he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
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We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
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