guys are not supposed to queef...right?
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Randomize
