So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
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seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
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I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I'm really busy with my period
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