no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
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i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
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No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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