Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
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Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
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Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
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