It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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