I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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