To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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