i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
the raccoons are back...
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