i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I will pee on everything he values.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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