I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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