i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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