U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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