Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
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i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
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Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
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MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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