Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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