with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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