Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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