We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
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If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
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So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
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