He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
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So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
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I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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