Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
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It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
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Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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