You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Its about making memories worth repressing
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
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You know, be my cock's hype man.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
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Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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