porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i think i have herpe
just one?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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