i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
