She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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