Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
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True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
wow bdsm is so cute
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