Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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