Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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