sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
