I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
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My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
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I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize