How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
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i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
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Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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